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Friday, 24 May 2013

Bad Joke 1

Who is the least likely person to be found out the front of a building holding a sign saying, 'Live Nudes'?









A necrophiliac!




So basically... Cicero...

"And then he said to the man, "That's not a horker! That's my wife!" hahaha... I love that one"
(I love that one too Cicero... as all my friends know...)

Resigned and Despairing Life Motto Two:
Life is never having the will power to finish what you

Sunday, 19 May 2013

BlazBlue Anime

BlazBlue

So, I've just discovered that, not only is there a third installment to the series (BlazBlue: Chrono/Clone Phantasma) but there is also a new BlayzBloo (a chibi 3D mini version) and it is finally becoming an anime (it already has some manga and novel versions but an anime is just what this excellent game has been begging for)~!
I can't wait to see how awesome it is. And the most likely scenario will be using the same voice actors for the anime, which means Tetsuya Kakihara! And more Jin Kisaragi! (Jin is my favourite BlazBlue character and Tetsuya Kakihara is my favourite Japanese voice actor, and he happens to be the voice of Jin)~!
Tetsuya's also available as a commentator option instead of Saito Chiwa in BlazBlue: Continuum Shift II (and I think other ones too, BBCSII is the version of Continuum Shift that I have).
Now all I need is a Jin Kisaragi nendroid~ A Ragna the Bloodedge, Tsubaki Yayoi, Carl Clover (+ Nirvana/Ada) and Hazama one would also be appreciated~ (there is already a Rachel Alucard one)

(Although I used this picture, the Jin and Tsubaki relationship feels more like an afterthought to Jin's brother complex) I like Jin and I like Tsubaki, but I don't really like them together...

Monday, 13 May 2013

Shift

Shift

A lone stranger strolled through the wreckage of what he assumed was once a town. The rubble crunched under his heavy boots as he trudged steadily through the carnage, turning his head left and right.
"It seems that they got here first; I suppose that would explain the damage." He frowned, slowly digging through a pile of rock, wood and other items no longer distinguishable.

"Major..." A soft voice pulled him from his thoughts, although it was unnecessary for him to face her.
"I understand your concern, but please keep watching a little longer... please."
The girl frowned slightly at his pleading tone; her commander had always faced things with the same lack of emotions. She turned around scanning the horizon, in case a former passerby still lingered.

A few minutes later the man stood straight, held close to his chest was the bruised corpse of a young woman, an emerald ring matching the Major's around her pale neck. "Damn them. Damn them all to hell." The Major clutched the body desperately.
His companion stepped closer, "Major... what is... was she to you? We're not supposed to interfere with humans."
"You think I don't know that?!" The Major glared at her.
Shirking back slightly she continued, "But, isn't there a way to bring her back...?"
"Life can be brought back... but not memories." He shook his head sorrowfully.
"Then what will we do now?"
Sighing the man looked into his subordinates eyes, "Only one thing we can..." he looked up, casting his gaze over their celestial home, "Wait, just like we've always done... until these humans can learn to live a life without fighting..."
"...But what if they never learn...?" the girl asked cautiously.
He leaned back, "Then we'll wait some more..."

© Kitsuyurei Jokyoku


Thursday, 9 May 2013

Grand Opening

Dramatic Trumpet Fanfare

Grand Opening of 'Silly Alien That's My Money'

Well, I've been expecting you~
I'm Kitsuyurei (but really, anything for short) and well, I'm terminally short of cash so, I have come to the conclusion that there is an alien stealing all my money, hence the name of this blog. But don't flutter off just yet, I'm here to talk about anything at all.

Resigned and Despairing Life Motto One:
"Life is wanting to say something but never having anything to say."