Why is Your Nose in the Middle of Your Face? Because it's the Scent-er!

So guys, today let us discuss becoming disillusioned with life... like this penguin.

Or not really, today I'm going to talk about ideas.

Or more so, the lack thereof.

So, we'll discuss my life, (or really, just a pretext for some fun puns~)

I recently changed my IPod's name to Titanic, it's syncing now.

I was at the supermarket the other day, and I ran into this girl who said she met me at the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. (nor gone to the vegetarian club - I need bacon!)

Has anyone heard about the cross-eyed teacher that lost their job? They were fired because they couldn't control their pupils.

Once I had a job at a bakery, it was because I kneaded the dough.

It has come to my attention that a successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

When I last got a blood test done, they said I had Type-A but that was a Type-O. 

Another thing that came from being at the doctor's is learning that a bladder infection means that urine trouble!

And those are all the puns I have for now. I hope you guys enjoyed!

Like for more puns and comment anything really, especially more puns!

You're awesome guys, and bye for now!

It's Pun-Pun O'clock - Musical Edition

Well, when I say 'pun-pun' I'm not talking about that ridiculously overpowered Kobold, I'm actually talking about puns.

So, I've been diagnosed with Tom Jones disease.
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Luckily the doctor says it's not unusual.

I asked if I could borrow Rick Astley's Pixar DVD collection.
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He said, "I'll lend you Monster's Inc, Finding Nemo, Cars, Toy Story and Brave.
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But I'm never gonna give you Up."

So, please leave any comments.

Like this post and follow my blog.

Also, if you have any puns fitting this theme, or any puns in general comment down bellow.

Have fun guys and I'll talk to you soon.

Who Says I Have to Follow a Schedule? A.K.A. I'm playing Dungeons and Dragons! A.K.A. This Title is far too Long

So, to explain the labels of this post - 'Anything Goes Thursday' and 'Bad Pun Tuesday'

Well, seeing as it's Wednesday, it's in the middle of Tuesday and Thursday

And seeing as there are definitely bad puns in this post and that it's Wednesday and I'm doing what I want, that explains the two labels, in a more or less kind of way.

Haha, I love you guys (also, I'm totally not drunk).

So, my friends and I are finally getting around to playing more Dungeons and Dragons (nerds!) - it's awesome, seriously - and I will actually be the Dungeon Master! Hell yeah!

Which means, guys, that I will be a God among mortals! Hahahahaha! (I'm totally not going power crazy).

Well, I just wanted to hear your lovely Dungeons and Dragons (or even general RPG tales) and hear any ideas you guys have for us to mess with.

Anyway, really I just wanted to post for the hell of it, and because everyone is taking too long to make their characters so I thought 'why not update Silly Alien?'

And that's really all I had to say today, you're all awesome and feel free to comment with anything you want.

Bye for now, I suppose.

Some Visual Puns!

Hey guys, I'm sorry about this one (a little) I'm feeling a bit under the weather...

But anyway, these are still puntastic, haha

Asta-la-pasta

Japanese Related Puns

Sumimasen guys, but today's post will be relatively short...

Okay, pun number one!

"Why didn't the Japanese man pick up the snake...?"

"Because it was too Hebi!"

Hebi = snake in Japanese

And the second one is a little trick way of remembering things, I'll post more later.

So, to remember the date America was discovered - 1492 just say "Iyo! Kuni ga mieta!" - "Wow! There's land!"

I - 1

Yo - 4

Ku - 9

Ni - 2

Ta-da~!

Resigned and Despairing Life Motto Three:

Life is being a dog person and having a cat.

(But I love Okorimakuri)

Bad Joke 1

Who is the least likely person to be found out the front of a building holding a sign saying, 'Live Nudes'?

A necrophiliac!

So basically... Cicero...

"And then he said to the man, "That's not a horker! That's my wife!" hahaha... I love that one"

(I love that one too Cicero... as all my friends know...)

Resigned and Despairing Life Motto Two:

Life is never having the will power to finish what you